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Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/21/2020 at 10:27 • Filed to: Indy Car

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It’s not a gas station T-shirt, for the last time!!!

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Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/21/2020 at 10:54

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I always wanted to work for shell, but in the exploration and production area, not at the gas station.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > E90M3
08/21/2020 at 11:04

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Better than BP!


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/21/2020 at 12:33

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I have a couple of shirts for GoDaddy and I used to get asked all the time whether or not I met any of the women working there, or that someone needed help with their website.

I mean, I could help, probably, and I have met the women, but I’m just trying to get a venti latte, ok? Haven’t worked there in half a decade .


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/21/2020 at 13:15

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As an aside can you help me get 93 octane back on the west coast for cheaper than $6 a gallon

Edit in case not clear: I do understand what the T shirt is actually about, but this joke isn’t landing on me very well 


Kinja'd!!! HoustonRunner > E90M3
08/21/2020 at 13:28

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Anywhere in E&P is a challenge right now.  Not that downstream is much better...


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > HoustonRunner
08/21/2020 at 14:15

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I guess I should’ve said used to want to. I really no longer want to work in oil and gas, I was at SLB from 2013-2016 and got laid off. Had the eventual goal to make it to a production company. Also had the opportunity to go back to a service company back in late 2017 early 2018 and I’m glad I didn’t.